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		<title>Eleven Things That that tell you that your on the web to much</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You open a website and notice a problem with the CSS before the page has finished loading. You Know what CSS means (as well as HTML PHP ASP ) You watch TV via the Net You spend more then 4 hours a day on Facebook You wonder why your waist is expanding so quick and [...]]]></description>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">You open a website 	and notice a problem with the CSS before the page has finished 	loading.</p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">You Know what CSS 	means (as well as HTML PHP ASP )</p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">You watch TV via 	the Net</p>
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<li>You spend more then 4 hours a day on Facebook</li>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">You wonder why 	your waist is expanding so quick and consider walking to the toilet 	a heavy workout.</p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">When you plan to 	meet friends you tell them what chat room your in.</p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">You have a 	girlfriend but never met face to face</p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">You have met your 	girlfriend face to face but she speaks with a deep voice and likes 	to be called bob</p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">You haven&#8217;t been 	outside your house in 6 weeks and order shopping on-line.</p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Your computer 	chair has your bum groove in it</p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">You do have mates 	but most of them are via twitter and only know you by your twitter 	name</p>
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