You open a website and notice a problem with the CSS before the page has finished loading.

You Know what CSS means (as well as HTML PHP ASP )

You watch TV via the Net

You wonder why your waist is expanding so quick and consider walking to the toilet a heavy workout.

When you plan to meet friends you tell them what chat room your in.

You have a girlfriend but never met face to face

You have met your girlfriend face to face but she speaks with a deep voice and likes to be called bob

You haven’t been outside your house in 6 weeks and order shopping on-line.

Your computer chair has your bum groove in it

You do have mates but most of them are via twitter and only know you by your twitter name